The Ballad of a Rehabbing Spice Rack
This here problem is worse than a rotten log pile. My spice rack, she’s seen better days. Used to be tidy, like a fresh cut of lumber. Now? It's a jumbled heap of dusty jars and broken bottles. I can't even find the cinnamon when I need it for my famous campfire coffee. This ain't just read more a kitchen problem, this is an existential quandary.